Custom SEO Proposal !!

stick-right-wrongFrom: Vipul Gupta <>


I’m Vipul Gupta, Internet Marketing Manager.

Do I have to yell when I say your name? Is that why it’s in bold characters?

Do you want to see your website in Top 10 positions in Google or other major search engine?

Oh yeah, why not. Everyone’s been telling me this is what I should do so it must be true. You’re the first one to say it in blue though. Must be one hell of an accent you’ve got.

Do you want more targeted visitors on your website?

You’re going to throw them at the website like darts? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick here? Is, in-fact, there a wrong end of a stick?

If yes, please let me know your website URL and keywords name that you want to optimize so that our team could analyze the keywords, level of competition and could supply you with our best price to optimize the website.

That’s a new twist on an old tale. You want me to supply the keywords to you? That’s the whole point of Search Engine Optimisation: to find the keywords (the search terms) that people use to find things. If I’m supplying them to you, there’s nothing left to optimise.

Unless you’re going to turn them blue of course.

Also, Please let me know the competitors URL for better understanding of the level of competition.

So you’re asking me who I’m competing with in the space. Well, how long is a piece of string comrade? I’m a blogger. But again, if you’re a whiz-bang Internet Marketing Manager, this would be something you should do for me. If I’m doing it, then what’s the point of having you?

Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of savings by outsourcing either complete or part of their SEO Work to us in India.

All our work remains in the background and the end client never knows that the work has been outsourced resulting in both savings and brand value for you and your company.

I’m confused. Aren’t I the client? Or is this the other wrong end of the stick? Perhaps it’s more a branch?

I look forward to your positive response.

My positive response. Turn over for negative.

Thanks & Regards,

Vipul Gupta
Internet Marketing Manager

No problems Vipul. Or should that be Vipul? Did I get the accent right?

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