Donation Offer?


Immediately Email Mr. Adrian and Gillian Bayford for details of donation offer via email:<>

That’s very kind, if indeed your name is adrian gillian bayfo. Perhaps it’s adrian gill inabayfo? Hard to tell from your email address.

Maybe I’ll have a look at the magical site and dig a little deeper. is registered to a liguo zhou of the Shenzhen Tencent Computer Systems Company. This company is apparently located at the following address:

35 F, Tencent Building, kejinanyi Avenue,

Let’s go to google maps and have a peek at you.

So I can locate, Guandong, and Shenzen, but not the Tencent Building, nor Kejinanyi Avenue.

But I think this is a dead-end as the tencent corporation seems to be big in China as per this wikipedia page. Admittedly anyone can create a wikipedia page of course. Tencent could be legitimate, or perhaps not. It’s difficult to tell with any company; just think of Enron or any major bank.

Back to the originating email then: Tommie Hylkema <> is registered in Texas which is interesting as it is quite a distance from Shenzen, China. Perhaps this is a US-China co-operative arrangement to give money away to unsuspecting victims, I mean, benificiaries. That’s nice, and totally against the grain of scammers, spammers and other pus-filled scabs of the internet.

I imagine the first thing you’ll do is ask for my bank account.

Then there will be difficulties depositing the money and you’ll need some from me to create an offshore bank account. This sum could be quite large or quite small depending on how many people take you up on it.

There will likely also be a request for identification in order to open this offshore bank account, some scans of ID documentation and details like home address, and other personal details.

At which point you’ll disappear with your ill-gotten gains.

Or maybe I’m looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Horse, Gift, Mouth
Horse, Gift, Mouth

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There isn’t a recipient identified above. Maybe this email is not meant for me! Oh woe!

If you are not one of those intended recipients, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail or its attachments is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender of that fact by return e-mail and permanently delete the e-mail and any attachments to it immediately.

Oh, that’s an automatic system on my computer. It’s called a spam and damn filter. It catches spam and then damns it to non-existence. Pretty neat really!

Please do not retain, copy or use this e-mail or its attachments for any purpose, nor disclose all or any part of its contents to any other person.

Whoops! Well that’s me on the wrong side of the law!

It is the policy of Irving I.S.D. not to discriminate on the basis of race, color, national origin, gender or handicap in its vocational programs, services or activities as required by Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, as amended; Title IX of the Educational Amendments of 1972; Section 503 and 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973.

I expect not; you’re happy to scam any human being so long as they have the cash you want.

Author: gotheek

Sometime writer, full time human.