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true-black-and-white-love-picturesFrom: Chris Lewsley <lewsleychambers@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: 21 May 2013 6:56:11 PM AEST
To: “christo4u@yahoo.com” <christo4u@yahoo.com>
Subject: hai
Reply-To: Chris Lewsley <chris.bobby25@yahoo.com>

Hello,

Hi there whoever you are. Is it lewsleychambers or chris.bobby25?

My name is Chris Lewsley, I am single. I would like to make friendship with you. I am looking for a real and true friendship with you.

Make friendship with me? Is this some new cake recipe? Find two people, mix them up then whack them into the oven at gas-mark-twelve for twenty minutes.

I am 5.7 feet in height.I am loving, caring, honest, a good listener and a positive person. I enjoy driving which I do often at my leisure time. I like going to the movies or watching movies at home.

You’re honest? Hah! You’ve got two different email addresses and you’re buttering me, a complete stranger, up like a loaf of bread.

And it’s “in my leisure time” not “at”.

I like swimming, listening to music and dance to any kind of music, and also a good cook.

Aren’t we all.

I want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is friendly, honest, caring and trustworthy. I am looking for someone who will love and care about me for a long time relationship.

Yeah, by first getting as much information out of them as possible, potentially including incriminating photographs, and then using them for blackmail. Or better still, finding yourself in trouble and needing help of a financial nature.

Although I would consider myself a romantic, I am excited to see new things. I am not a fighter and I don’t argue. Life is too short but I do value friendship and intimacy.
Respect is one of the most important requisites in a relationship, as are honesty and commitment. I enjoy going out to dinner, movies, walk and quiet times.

Yeah, you mentioned your passtimes.

I love nature, enjoy learning and have a deep respect and love for children. I am fascinated with the world and different cultures and would enjoy learning more about them. I believe in one God and I respect all religion.

Well, if you believe in a single god then you can’t really respect all religions. Most of them don’t like each other despite having the same root belief.

Please you can contact me on my email as I hope you have the same goal with me. My email is chrislewswley@yahoo.co.uk .

Chris Lewsley

And another email address. All these Yahoo accounts do make me wonder about your aforementioned honesty Chris. How about you send me a photo of your drivers license, a utilities bill and your bank account details so I can work out if you really are the man of my dreams?

I’ll wait for you.

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