Qualification numbers (NDP-65-67E-900-56).

Not the United Nations
Not the United Nations in this case.

——– Original Message ——– Subject: Qualification numbers (NDP-65-67E-900-56). Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 11:04:58 -0700 From: Rev.Dennis Mark <brucetory762@outlook.com> Reply-To: <rev.dennismark76@aol.com> To: Rev.Dennis Mark <brucetory762@outlook.com>

Is that reverend, revered or revised?

Concerned,

Yep, pretty much what I was going to say.

The united nations development program (UNDP), in conjunction with the society for family health (SFH) and the European Union (EU), is giving out a yearly donation of US$1,000,000.00 (One million united states dollars) as a specific Donation/Grants to 5 Lucky international recipients worldwide, this is to assist against terrorism,

Which is clearly why you contacted me. The work we’re doing at gotheek.com is putting a dent in global SPAM terrorism and we need money to continue operations. It’s pretty damn hard researching and pulling words from dictionaries when dissecting the moronic morass of messaging mangling my mailbox. You — I mean– SPAMmers really are creeps, you know that?

Note: All beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites, mini mart shops cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from. Be Informed that no ticket were sold, you are required to fill the form below and email it to the office of our Executive Secretary with the below contact for qualification documentation and processing of your Fund.

So you’ve harvested details in creative ways. Are you sure you’re working for the United Nations? I could have sworn I read something recently about the NSA harvesting information from anywhere they could get it. They might not have been dumpster-diving for cash invoices like you have. Nor were they doing it to give money away.

You are advice to contact the EXECUTIVE SECRETARY with your Qualification numbers (NDP-65-67E-900-56). ON E-MAIL ADDRESS: rev.dennismark76@aol.com

Advised, with a D; it’s a past tense word which can be confusing to some people. You know, idiots, miscreants and spammers for example.

Sincerely yours, From: Rev.Dennis Mark E-MAIL ADDRESS: rev.dennismark76@aol.com Executive United Nations Secretary- General for Internal Oversight.

That’s interesting, apparently the current undersecretary is Carmen L. Lapointe of Canada. Does she answer to you or you to her?

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