Rick’s Photo Retouching Services – Photo Cut Out

mustache-twirlingHi,

We are one of the best digital images retouching/editing professionals located in China. We provide all kinds of image editing solutions to different companies all over the world.

Yeah, I know. You keep slipping through my SPAM filters to tell me this. It’s either an extremely good slight-of-hand or there’s something else going on.

Seriously Rick, and I’m using that because it is without fail the name you use when contacting me, I’m wondering if I should speak to you about your seemingly obsessive tendencies.

I’ve done a spot of searching online with Doctor Google for some information for you, and it seems you fit the profile for an DSM-IV-TR axis II, Cluster B personality disorder [antisocial, borderline, narcissistic, and histrionic]. While I’ll be the first to admit that Doctor Google isn’t necessarily the most accurate diagnostic tool on the planet, it does lend a certain suggestiveness to the problem I’m highlighting for you.

Perhaps you should see a doctor? A real one I mean, not a search-engine masquerading as your local stethoscope-wearing professional of medical expertise!

We provide best quality service in best price.

I bet you say that to all the girls!

Our image editing services are: –

.Cut out/masking, clipping path, deep etching, transparent background

What, like this Photoshop tutorial?

. Dust cleaning, spot cleaning

Here’s a photoshop tutorial on that thanks to About.com.

. Colour correction, black and white, light and shadows etc.

Yep and there’s another tutorial on that here. Same mob as the first one. I might bookmark that for future reference!

. Beauty retouching, skin retouching, face retouching, body retouching
. Fashion/Beauty Image Retouching
. Product image Retouching
. Jewellery image Retouching
. Real estate image Retouching
. Portrait image Retouching

Retouching is retouching regardless of what it’s for. Throw another few nouns in there and you’ll have a dictionary.

. Restoration and repair old images

Which is retouching again. You can dress it up with as many words and examples as you like and it won’t make it any different.

. Wedding & Event Album Design.

I can build albums in iPhoto without engaging the services of someone who emails relentlessly; the electronic equivalent of the dog barking outside for attention. Or I can hire someone locally that can do this for me instead. I’ll be doing this because I’m unsure of doing business with someone as obsessive as you, Rick. I hope you can understand.

But if you can’t then I’ll have to take it on the chin and keep strengthening my email filters.

. Vector Conversion

You’d actually do this one with Adobe Illustrator, or even the freeware GIMP.

You can try us by sending a sample image for free test to judge our quality work.

We are waiting for your reply.

Elvis said it best:

Return to Sender! Address Unknown

Go away. Just go away.

Thanks & Regards,
Rick
Rondruanin Imaging Professionals
Contact: imagecontact@126.com
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Before printing think about the Environment.

See here’s where you’re getting all nefarious on me.

You sent this from the email address eiasiaskdiasnnnasi115@msn.com.

You’re asking me to contact you on a domain name called 126.com.

And finally, to unsubscribe you’re telling me to go to yeah.net

Three different email addresses for the same supposed company. And you haven’t even told me who you’re representing.

Call me ‘old-fashioned’ but I think this suggests to me that you’re not being totally honest with me.

And that’s not a great way to build a relationship.

Author: gotheek

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6 thoughts on “Rick’s Photo Retouching Services – Photo Cut Out”

  1. This guy keep spamming my inbox… I’ve tried emailing all the stupid emails to stop but they keep coming… do you have any idea how to get it to stop?? Thank-you!!!

  2. Hi Nicole.

    Unfortunately the Rick photo editing services can only be stopped by setting-up email filters. You should be able to do this in most email programmes to automatically place anything with the words “Rick” and “photo” into your spam folder.

  3. I’d find it really amusing if this is a spam response to a spam message, wouldn’t you? 😀

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