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Subject: Say ‘yes!’ to an astonishing reward from Ruby Palace!
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 17:35:37 +0200
From: Online Casino <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Well, it’s encouraging to receive an email from an online casino; my finances must be in better condition than I thought.
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A bonus of 200% of what? Is it real money or quail eggs?
Once you’ve claimed your generous Bonus, you can try your hand at over 450 stunning HD casino games, including Slots, Table Games, Fruit Machines and many more.
You know, I’ve played slot machines in real life, and I don’t know if I have goldfish memory or whether it’s a result of my being constantly online and always looking for the next big thing, but they seriously bore me.
In addition to the Welcome Bonus, you will receive lucrative offers that boost your funds and give you even more cash to enjoy your favourite games.
If you’re going to give me cash to do something, then fine. If I have to drop my own into your lap, I don’t think we’ve got a deal my friend.
Moreover, you’ll get access to our friendly support team, available 24/7, 365 days a year via phone, email or live chat, in 17 different languages.
Will they answer calls to the effect that I’ve lost all my money and want it back?
Register today and enjoy our elite online gaming experience!
I don’t know if I actually enjoy losing money. I bet you enjoy being given it. I’ve always thought of casinos as a really easy way to get people to give you their money, though I expect it would be simpler to just get people to walk in the door, hand over their wallets then bugger off.
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Yeah, I would actually. Can I call your 24 hour friendly support team for this? Because I’m sure as hell not clicking a link that’ll just harvest my email. What am I saying? You’ve got my email address anyway. Dammit.