SEO Proposal

 A rat of the genus Rattus (photo by AlexK100)
A rat of the genus Rattus (I seriously think they make these up as they go along!
(photo by AlexK100)

Rahul <seoseopoint@gmail.com>

Hello and Good Day!

My name is Saheen, Marketing Manager for an international marketing company based in India While studying your website I couldn’t help noticing it lacked any significant ranking in Google.

A lot of people have been telling me that lately.

As you already suspect, this means your site is virtually invisible to potential customers searching for a supplier in your field.

There’s a market for SPAM message evisceration? Cool!

It’s as though you’d made an expensive TV ad and then forgotten to buy any airtime for people to see it.

But I don’t watch TV.

My company can solve this problem for you. We are an ISO 9001 and Google Accredited Company, with over 9 years experience in the field of Search Engine Optimization. We have the expertise to send hundreds, or even thousands, of customers to your website. We can tell you quickly.

Tell me what quickly? Is it a secret? I like secrets. Like the secret of you stuffing buzzwords into your text to make people think you’re legitimate? ISO 9001 is around quality management and given your email has grammatical errors in it, I recommend firing your ISO assessor because they’re clearly smoking crack.

  • · Make your website visible on Search Engines!
  • · Improve your business website ranking!
  • · What this would cost!!

I don’t care what it would cost!

If you’d like to know this information, you’re welcome to write back and ask. I look forward to hearing from you.

Best Regards,
Saheen
Business Development Manager
Skype: infoamit

Interesting to note is that this skype address belongs to Ms. Preeti Kumari of newsteptechnology.com.

Also odd is that the sender’s name was Rahul of seoseopoint@gmail.com not Saheen.

Do I smell a rat?

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