What kids are playing with today…

A PopBitch mail revealed this corker. Mummy, when I grow up, I want to harass ordinary people with a squat rod.

But further delving revealed to me the wonder of the children’s toy industry, at least the PlayMobil version:

Safe cracker set

The description of the “authentic” robbers cracks me up:

“…Set includes two robbers in signature undercover gear (plaid berets, sunglasses, and a leather jacket)…”

And you get a discount if you purchase:

Police Station with Jail Cell

I love this comment on the latter:

“…It is selected several times every day by children to play with. I was happy with the many features it has such as the jail cell, rotating camera, front desk, and there are several items for the police officers such as guns, stop sign, handcuffs, flashlights… “

Thanks to RobotAlice for this.