tallpoppydigital.com Search Registration

Fwd: tallpoppydigital.com Search Registration

Customer Service <noreply@order-tracking18254.com> Sun, Jan 12, 2014 at 1:34 AM

Expiration Notice

Order #: 123408935

Order Date: Jan 11, 2014

*sharpens my knives*
*sharpens my knives*

Price $75.00

Term 1 Year

To: Lisa Sinclair|Lisa Sinclair

Greetings to you from these fair shores, O kind-hearted purveyor of cold-cuts.

Don’t miss out on this offer which includes search engine submission for TALLPOPPYDIGITAL.COM for 12 months.

Do I hear the siren call of devious miscreants? Shall their disgusting luncheon-meat further clog my in-box with idiotic wittering and facts bereft of truth?

There is no obligation to pay for this order unless you complete your payment by Jan 26, 2014. Our services provide submission and search engine ranking for domain owners. This offer for submission services is not required to renew your domain registration.

Some wisdom may be found herein, but a payment once given becomes worthless as services rendered are absent from this contract. I shall not pay and neither must others whom you harass with these half-truths and misinformation. Forsooth, Google indexes the entire web of knowledge for no cost but to themselves. Thou art sowing mischief by offering help.

 

Failure to complete your search engine registration by Jan 26, 2014 may result in the cancellation of this order (making it difficult for your customers to locate you using search engines on the web).

Your lies know no bounds, thou wearisome peddler of filth. Begone and never darken my in-box again!

 

Author: gotheek

Sometime writer, full time human.