Triple your investment in a week!

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Subject: Triple your investment in a week!
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:56:40 +0100
From: Lillian Bell <> Reply-To: Lillian Bell <>

What an odd name, “trap-stofferen”. Seems to be a Dutch term meaning “stairs upholster” according to Google Translate.

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I bet you say that to all the girls


That’s what she said…

That’s not at all an obscure website address. That’s four subfolders on the same domain, indicated by the “/” characters. Clearly you’re making it as difficult as possible for people to find this magical way of making ready cash. What’s actually interesting is that the domain is registered in Portland, Oregon. In the United States of America. Not the Netherlands. So why the odd name? And why a stair upholsterer? Why not something money-related?

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It may be exciting for you, being the person sending the spam… me, I’m not so enthusiastic. Call me cynical though.

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That’s a relief. No, wait, I don’t have one: I’m a penniless student. Does that mean I can’t take-up your generous offer of squillions after all?

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My money works for my landlord at present. If you can give me some more, that’d be helpful though! How about a loan so I can use the system you’re suggesting, and once I’ve made the promised bazillion dollars, I’ll give you your money back. I’ll even add 1% interest to make it worth your while!

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I think the operative word here is trap.

And oh look, randomly grabbed text to get past spam filters. How original. Definitely gives me the indication you’re a legitimate representative of a share trading organisation.

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