Greetings from Ash.
Now that’s a truly odd way to start an email. Normally one would follow letter-writing etiquette with a “Dear John”.
Are you looking for a reliable, creative and experienced team for the web designing or redesigning of your website???
Do you want to put your business model and creative ideas in the design of your website?
Not on this website. It’s a blog which is currently being used to poke-fun at SPAM I receive.
We will match your business goal with our creative ideas.
Hang on. I thought MY business model and creative ideas were being put together. Your creative ideas I don’t much care for given you’ve sent unsolicited mail to my email account, and are a terrible grammarian. Maybe try Grammargirl for some tips on writing an email message that’s actually going to make sense.
We are a vibrant and fast moving platform that surpasses customers’ expectations by consistent focus on the designing, creativity and business model. We are one of the India’s largest firms with finely crafted creative and strategic designers and develop an SEO friendly website to give meaning to your online business.
In the context you’re talking about, a platform is “A framework on which applications may be run” (Wikipedia: Platform). You yourself have said you’re a firm, which is a business and not a platform, unless of course your referring to a diving board upon which your business has been placed, teetering on the edge of doom. In this case I’d be even less inclined to work with you as you’re moments away from electrocution in the pool below you.
We have innovative web solutions for “organisation” including advanced database interactivity & database design, e-commerce solutions; Flash design with programming etc. Our are in expertise following areas:
This one really made me laugh. You didn’t even have the decency to add my website name in where it says “Organisation”. Seriously Ash, you need to spend more time on your emails before sending them out willy-nilly.
2. Flash Pages with programming.
3. Advanced Database interactivity.
5. Programming in PHP. ASP.Net
6. Logo Designing
Yeah. And if you expect me to believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
Please revert for designing or redesigning of your website with the most competitive rate and the best quality delivery. Work with us and you would see the difference
I think you mean reply.
re·vert [ri-vurt] verb 1.to return to a former habit, practice, belief, condition, etc.: They reverted to the ways of their forefathers. 2.Law. to go back to or return to the former owner or to his or her heirs.
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Shakespeare said it best:
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