YOU HAVE WON

Will_Kemp_Elizabethan_Clown_JigMicrosoft Corporation Sweepstakes Promotion,
Customer Service.
Your Winning Batch No: HLS/LTY/2901
Your Winning Reference No: CHO/029/2910

Oh, that looks official. And it’s from Microsoft, noted the world over for holding sweepstakes, competitions and giveaways, not what I actually thought, charging exorbitant prices for products and terrible software.

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.

Putting this in capitals MAKES IT OFFICIAL!

We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized by Microsoft Corporations, in conjunction with the FOUNDATION FOR THE PROMOTION OF SOFTWARE products, (F.P.S.) held on March 2013, in Amsterdam-Netherlands. Where in your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000.000.00 euro ( One million Euros Only) and a Toshiba Laptop.

Let’s look up the FOUNDATION FOR THE PROMOTION OF SOFTWARE.

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By the way, there is Amsterdam OR The Netherlands. They’re not one place, unlike Ivano-Frankivsk in the Ukrane, Aubury-Wodonga in Australia, or even Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

And another thing, just while we’re on the subject:

How preposterous is offering a one million euro award as well as a thousand dollar Toshiba laptop? It seems a bit incongruous, a bit odd; It’s like offering a ham sandwich at a Five-star restaurant.

To file for the release of your winning you are advice to contact our Foreign Transfer Manager:
Mr. Micheal Vlet
Tel: +31-617-023-879
Fax: +31-84-438-5342
Email: michealvlet@aol.com

Well Michael, how come you’re from either the Microsoft Corporation or the Foundation for the promotion of software, yet you have an America Online email address? How about you take a cut out of the winnings and buy yourself a domain name and a proper email address. I can spare the cash. You can even do it on the Toshiba laptop; you can keep it, I’ve got a proper computer.

The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by former CEO/Chairman and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Sponsored by the former CEO/Chairman of what?

By the way, this response is also going to improve computer literacy worldwide, just by showing what a preposterous, unmuzzled toad-spotted gudgeon you really are.

Congratulations!!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Mariam hoffman ,
Promotions Manager.
(Group Co-ordinator)

Miriam, David, who actually are you, thou greasy toad-spotted skainsmate!

Author: gotheek

Sometime writer, full time human.